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1. Turned or twisted toward one side
   "a...youth with a gorgeous red necktie all cockeyed"
   - askew, awry, lopsided, wonky, skew-whiff [Brit]
    
2. Incongruous; inviting ridicule
   "that's a cockeyed idea"
   - absurd, derisory, idiotic, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous, ridiculous
    
3. Very drunk
   - besotted [archaic], blind drunk, blotto, crocked [N. Amer], fuddled, loaded [N. Amer], pie-eyed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet, blitzed, out of it [Brit], mullered [Brit], trolleyed [Brit], legless [Brit], stewed, tanked up, liquored up [N. Amer], bombed, trashed, wasted, paralytic [Brit], three sheets to the wind, stonkered [Austral, NZ], pickled, juiced [N. Amer], stinko, hammered, bladdered [Brit], bevvied [Brit], drunk, pixillated, squiffed

See also: crooked, daft, drunk, dumb, foolish, inebriated, intoxicated, stupid

Encyclopedia: Cockeyed