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Adjective: stonkered  stóng-ku(r)d
Usage: Austral, NZ
  1. Very drunk
    "I had travelling money and got stonkered in the bar downstairs";
    - besotted [archaic], blind drunk, blotto, crocked [N. Amer], cockeyed, fuddled, loaded [N. Amer], pie-eyed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet, stinko, fried [N. Amer], bladdered [Brit], wasted, lit, swacked [N. Amer], juiced [N. Amer], paralytic [Brit], hammered, out of it [Brit], liquored up [N. Amer], tanked up, mullered [Brit], trolleyed [Brit], blitzed, trashed, legless [Brit], steaming, three sheets to the wind, stewed, bombed, pickled, bevvied [Brit], drunk, pixillated, squiffed, half-seas-over [Brit]
  2. [Brit, Austral, NZ] Very tired
    - knackered [Brit], drained [Brit], shagged [Brit], zonked out [Brit], zonked [Brit], shattered [Brit], shagged out [Brit]

See also: drunk, inebriate, inebriated, intoxicated, tired