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1. Very drunk
   "I had travelling money and got stonkered in the bar downstairs";
   - besotted [archaic], blind drunk, blotto, crocked [N. Amer], cockeyed, fuddled, loaded [N. Amer], pie-eyed, pixilated, plastered, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet, out of it [Brit], trolleyed [Brit], mullered [Brit], tanked up, blitzed, stinko, fried [N. Amer], lit, steaming, bladdered [Brit], liquored up [N. Amer], legless [Brit], trashed, stewed, paralytic [Brit], three sheets to the wind, pickled, bombed, wasted, juiced [N. Amer], hammered, bevvied [Brit], drunk, pixillated, squiffed, half-seas-over [Brit]
    
2. [Brit, Austral, NZ] Very tired
   - knackered [Brit], drained [Brit], zonked [Brit], shagged out [Brit], shattered [Brit], shagged [Brit], zonked out [Brit]

See also: drunk, inebriate, inebriated, intoxicated, tired